I found out my husband has been cheating on me, what do I do?

[TheLady]

He's been going out late at night and buying ZINGERS and eating them like he used to eat me.I called him on it and he explained that the RASBARIE flavor has got him addicted, and he can stop! I tried to find a 12 step program for his addiction , but he informs me that "HE'S not a quitter" he never was and never will be what can I do?I once took the ZINGER away from him for a week and after he told me when I die first ( 5 years older then him) he was going to have me embomded in RASPBERRY ZINGER frosting, That it will preserve me until our sun goes super NOVA what do you think it will keep me well preserved?I small joke my husband teased me with the other night.Thought you might like a laugh!

[DerKatSanJam]

it was nice and crazy

[alienware2014]

chop off his weiner

[MichaelH6706]

Ummm, yeah? You need a hobby and move away from your rural village.

[foresite2020]

so he's cheating on you for zingers?

[JakeS]

Confront him about it. Then take time and decide if you can trust him enough to give him a secound chance.

[nowandthen]

Funny..lol

[Hoobadooba]

I think you should have an affair with an English Muffin !

[JohnM7421]

I was losted in your wit so good for you and him and good night.Johnny

[joe_blow_shoes]

I think the sun might super nova before either of you die so you might as well let him sneak off with his zingers while he can

[prankster]

get him back hook up with Orlando Bloom!! Or................Chris Rock.......or even George Lopez...or George Bush..or..........................DIVORCE. Id recommend the last one!

[brianh]

pardon me what the hell is a ZINGER.

[benfranklinismyillicitlover]

ooooooook. i think you should keep you and your husbands lame jokes between you guys

[littlerascal711]

This is a question on your husband cheaating? I dont get it. Sorry reword the question.

[zorg5613]

why do you say he's cheating on you? in the first place, you should be glad that he has a craving for food and not for other 'person'. know what i mean?you want to keep him at home? do some good home cook food for him. something that he likes. since he loves the zinger, you can try your version of the zinger. this way, he'll be after your food all the time and you can have most of his time to yourself. the best way to win a man's heart is through his food....(that's my opinion)

[Sophiesmom6926]

Ok i finaly had room in my tummy for a piece of pie...It was in my mouth when i read this, i almost choked LOLTell your hubby that the chocolate zingers are better...

[quit_callin_me_dumbass4834]

Hello people. she said it was a joke! lol @ people trying to answer.

[rocknbil]

What you should do?Buy a case of Zingers, send the kids to the babysitters, and decorate yourself with the zingers.