ShyGirlS_isbackx7313
09-03-2006, 07:40 PM
Dear Wife:>>I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.>>>>I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show>>for it. These last two weeks have been hell.>>>>Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and thatwas >>the last straw.>>>>Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten anew >>hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of >>silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straightto >>sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me >>anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you'recheating >>on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.>>>>Your EX-Husband>>>>P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West >>Virginia together! Have a great life!>>>>>>>>Dear Ex-Husband ->>>>Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's truethat >>you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is afar >>cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown>>out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. Idid >>notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to>>mind was 'You look just like a girl!' but my mother raised me not tosay >>anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked myfavorite >>meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because Istopped >>eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had those>>new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayedthat >>it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollarsfrom >>me that morning ... and your silk boxers were $49.99. After all ofthis, >>I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.>>So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars,I >>quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home >>you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.>>>>I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said >>that with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.>>>>So take care.>>>>Signed>>>>Rich As Hell and Free!>>>>P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, wasborn >>Carl. I hope that's not a problem.