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Savannah3550
04-06-2007, 05:11 AM
Two blondes were waiting at the Pearly Gates and struck up a conversation. First blonde says "How did you die?"Second says "I froze to death". First blonde says "Must have been awful."Second blonde says "How did you die?"First blonde says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died."Second blonde says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive."Check out my poems, there is a link in my profile
Christinehotbabe
04-07-2007, 01:21 PM
heard it before but still funny!
PuertoRicanMami
04-08-2007, 09:30 PM
hahaha now thats funny
RED8279
04-10-2007, 05:40 AM
hahaha.
hannah199212
04-11-2007, 01:50 PM
Haha I love blonde jokes even though I am one =]
IluvJake
04-12-2007, 09:59 PM
hehe thats funny & i've never heard it before!!
Doll101
04-14-2007, 06:09 AM
LOL!! Good one!!
tilly
04-15-2007, 02:18 PM
heard before but still awesome
babyblue
04-16-2007, 10:28 PM
hahahahhaa its a good one, keep them coming babe....lol
myname
04-18-2007, 06:38 AM
how unfunny
PseudoQuasiX
04-19-2007, 02:47 PM
heard it before..but never gets old! here's one for you:Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."Best Wishes!