Sunshinesunny1
07-20-2008, 01:10 AM
Well for the select few that visit this post you will be glad you did! I have a rather funny anecdote regarding the day I caught my "lovey dovey scumbag"
October 2005 Sweetest Day (Some lame Hallmarkesque holiday prevalent in the Midwest United States.):confused:
Well I had that hunch, or should I say pit in my stomach for months on end. Something just didn't feel right. Yeah he was distant, distracted, and come to find out sexually detoured. I had no proof and honestly I was riding on a year long cloud of success in my professional life and I had quite honestly disregarded the intuition. Don't think for one second I wasn't available for him on every level! I was just happy, and my confidence in us superseded reality.
So I got tickets for this concert an all day fun in the sunny mini Woodstock deal for us and 10 of our friends. It was a $700 Sweetest day gift. No big deal (sarcasm) Anyways I bought them as a surprise. And needless to say he was more than surprised! I have never head or seen anyone become more distraught after receiving a gift from their significant other.
He began to get irrational. He said that he was going to go with some buddies, and that I should have told him before spending all of that money. I asked him who he was going with. He named the friends. "Well that's interesting you mention them, these tickets are for them and their wives also," I replied. (Now I wasn't in a checkmate mind frame yet because I had no idea what was going on) He then got angry because it was supposed to be a guy’s weekend. I said I was sorry and that night I put the tickets up on a site similar to ebay.
That night I called one of my friends who just so happened to be his best friends wife. I told her about the tickets and the guys plans and she said, "Well this is the first I've heard of this." "We are going to be In SC. the whole week for his family reunion." Ok! I told her not to mention anything to anyone. She agreed.
A week went by and he finally came around and agreed to go. (Thanks for the favor!) I put him in charge of inviting people and to my shock he invited all work related acquaintances. I'm talking about people he probably wouldn't even converse with if he bumped into them in public. Surely not worth $600+ for all of their tickets!
Well I had one friend of mine come for social support. Jenny (old college roommate)
-----Day of event----
Jenny and I started talking... (This concert had multiple stages, multiple everything! We were sitting off in a quiet corner of the event with everyone’s belongings. )
I started to confide in my long time friend and I told her about what had happened. Let's just say I wasn't the only one who thought something was going on!
Well as the day (boredom) went on I grew incredibly (not sure what feeling it was) about where my man was hiding. We hadn't seen him all day. Granted it was a brisk fall day, but everyone else in our group had came back for one thing or another and none of them had seen my "poo-bear". Jenny and I waited for the next member of our group to come back and watch our stuff while we went to use the porta-john. There must have been 50 of those things in this one small area alone. Hundreds of people were in line so we decided to head towards another set of them. The line was smaller. Wouldn't you know that after standing there for two minutes Jenny spotted him. We she spotted them! Wrapped so tightly, almost every appendage was intertwined. They were headed into the john to take care of the last appendage! We waited until we saw red occupado sign above the handle.
Now I don't know where I got the rush, nerve or idea but the next thing I know, Jenny and I went behind the john and rocked the entire thing onto its side! The door side nonetheless! Oh words cannot describe the infinite memories that this one second in time brought. Priceless! Simply put.
No one wanted to touch that thing let alone lift it up. Blue what have you seeped from every seam. The screaming from both of them! And to top it off, I whispered into bowels of infidelity, "Honey what's going on in there?" Well his woman friend didn't care for that so much. I counted profanities I had never heard of before, something to the tune of 200! In a mere moment...
Well...I got my revenge, Jenny and I got arrested, and Poo-bear earned his pet name!
He tried to beg, and believe me I was tempted at times, but even if it was for just a minute; he crossed the threshold of filth, and I couldn't get it out of my mind! I never did take him back! :eek:
I blame myself for sometimes when I get lonely. I know I shouldn't have done what I did. But I remind myself that hadn't I done that, there’s a chance I would be back with him! EWWWWWWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
Well that's my story! Thanx for tak'n a gander! best-o-luck
October 2005 Sweetest Day (Some lame Hallmarkesque holiday prevalent in the Midwest United States.):confused:
Well I had that hunch, or should I say pit in my stomach for months on end. Something just didn't feel right. Yeah he was distant, distracted, and come to find out sexually detoured. I had no proof and honestly I was riding on a year long cloud of success in my professional life and I had quite honestly disregarded the intuition. Don't think for one second I wasn't available for him on every level! I was just happy, and my confidence in us superseded reality.
So I got tickets for this concert an all day fun in the sunny mini Woodstock deal for us and 10 of our friends. It was a $700 Sweetest day gift. No big deal (sarcasm) Anyways I bought them as a surprise. And needless to say he was more than surprised! I have never head or seen anyone become more distraught after receiving a gift from their significant other.
He began to get irrational. He said that he was going to go with some buddies, and that I should have told him before spending all of that money. I asked him who he was going with. He named the friends. "Well that's interesting you mention them, these tickets are for them and their wives also," I replied. (Now I wasn't in a checkmate mind frame yet because I had no idea what was going on) He then got angry because it was supposed to be a guy’s weekend. I said I was sorry and that night I put the tickets up on a site similar to ebay.
That night I called one of my friends who just so happened to be his best friends wife. I told her about the tickets and the guys plans and she said, "Well this is the first I've heard of this." "We are going to be In SC. the whole week for his family reunion." Ok! I told her not to mention anything to anyone. She agreed.
A week went by and he finally came around and agreed to go. (Thanks for the favor!) I put him in charge of inviting people and to my shock he invited all work related acquaintances. I'm talking about people he probably wouldn't even converse with if he bumped into them in public. Surely not worth $600+ for all of their tickets!
Well I had one friend of mine come for social support. Jenny (old college roommate)
-----Day of event----
Jenny and I started talking... (This concert had multiple stages, multiple everything! We were sitting off in a quiet corner of the event with everyone’s belongings. )
I started to confide in my long time friend and I told her about what had happened. Let's just say I wasn't the only one who thought something was going on!
Well as the day (boredom) went on I grew incredibly (not sure what feeling it was) about where my man was hiding. We hadn't seen him all day. Granted it was a brisk fall day, but everyone else in our group had came back for one thing or another and none of them had seen my "poo-bear". Jenny and I waited for the next member of our group to come back and watch our stuff while we went to use the porta-john. There must have been 50 of those things in this one small area alone. Hundreds of people were in line so we decided to head towards another set of them. The line was smaller. Wouldn't you know that after standing there for two minutes Jenny spotted him. We she spotted them! Wrapped so tightly, almost every appendage was intertwined. They were headed into the john to take care of the last appendage! We waited until we saw red occupado sign above the handle.
Now I don't know where I got the rush, nerve or idea but the next thing I know, Jenny and I went behind the john and rocked the entire thing onto its side! The door side nonetheless! Oh words cannot describe the infinite memories that this one second in time brought. Priceless! Simply put.
No one wanted to touch that thing let alone lift it up. Blue what have you seeped from every seam. The screaming from both of them! And to top it off, I whispered into bowels of infidelity, "Honey what's going on in there?" Well his woman friend didn't care for that so much. I counted profanities I had never heard of before, something to the tune of 200! In a mere moment...
Well...I got my revenge, Jenny and I got arrested, and Poo-bear earned his pet name!
He tried to beg, and believe me I was tempted at times, but even if it was for just a minute; he crossed the threshold of filth, and I couldn't get it out of my mind! I never did take him back! :eek:
I blame myself for sometimes when I get lonely. I know I shouldn't have done what I did. But I remind myself that hadn't I done that, there’s a chance I would be back with him! EWWWWWWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
Well that's my story! Thanx for tak'n a gander! best-o-luck